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1. (Karl Marx) (1039↑, 246↓)

Karl Marx was a German philosopher, political economist, historian, political theorist, sociologist, communist, and revolutionary whose ideas are credited as the foundation of modern communism. Marx summarized his approach in the first line of chapter one of The Communist Manifesto, published in 1848: “The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.” He believed that the roots of human misery lay in class conflict, the exploitation of workers by those who own the means of production. Social change, in the form of the overthrow of the capitalists by the workers (proletariat), was inevitable from Marx’s outlook. Although Marx did not consider himself as a sociologist, his ideas have influenced many sociologists today, especially conflict theorists.

"Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks." - Karl Marx

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2. (Karl Marx) (453↑, 80↓)

Author of the [Communist Manifesto].

Karl Marx is considered by many to be the father of contemporary communistic doctrine.

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3. (Karl Marx) (247↑, 118↓)

.Lived 1818-1883 .German historian .Social scientist .Revolutionary .Wrote [Communist Manifesto]with Fredrich Engles in 1848 .Wrote [Das Kapital] in 1848

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism" "Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

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4. (karl marx) (181↑, 93↓)

Karl Marx was a pretty smart guy, a heavy drinker and smoker, and a lover, too. Aparently a very good father. A scientist who found a scientific basis for socialism, the first step of a type of society called communism, and the first step after capitalism. The father of historical materialism. Always hated people who spoke of a socialism but not including communism, which would automatically follow up after socialism. His picture was pretty much destroyed by people like Stalin, castro, Mao and several socialists.

Karl Marx realized that most people who starve aren't lazy. And that there's something wrong with that. After that, he found out that sience is on his side, too.

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5. (Karl Marx) (71↑, 50↓)

Chap who lived back in the nineteenth century. Grew a big [beard], in which he invested quite a lot. Had a good head for [mathematics] and wrote a lot about [property] and [political] [evolution]. A bit boring, not always on the money, and misunderstood by airheads and meatheads, as [dead white male]s usually are. He overestimated both human generosity and the idea of membership of the [working class] as a badge of [pride]. Someone recently posted that he taught that the [lazy] should be allowed leech off the [hard-working]. This actually is a pretty good picture of present-day America, where the lazy keep getting away with it because the hard-working keep [voting] for them.

Karl Marx. A bit esoteric, but a middling good read if you like to stretch yourself.

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6. (Karl Marx) (28↑, 13↓)

A German political philosopher who wrote the Manifesto of the Communist Party ([Communist manifesto]), Das Kapital, and was the editor in chief of the liberal newspaper "Neue Rheinische Zeitung". Is the father of modern communism and has a tight grave in england that some idiots tried to blow up with a pipe bomb in 1970.

In works such as Das Kapital and 11th Thesis on Feuerbach, Karl Marx stated that “greed will be the death of capitalism” because the wages of an average working class man was not enough to be put back into the capitalist system. When later capitalist economists read Marx’s writings, the concept of consumerism was born. In this system, a factory worker will be paid enough to purchase a product that his factory made. This purchase allows a manager to extract surplus value from their workers by selling them a product for more than they were paid to make it. Repeat this process for millions of workers, and you have a consumer society. In this way Marx defined modern economics over 150 years ago, at the beginning of the Industrial Revolution.

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7. (Karl Marx) (68↑, 53↓)

(person) A [cool] guy with a [wafro] and a Noah beard who invented a supposedly wonderful system called [communism]. Unfortunately this doesnt work for a couple reasons- -[Dipshits] like Stalin tried to seize absolute power within communist nations; which, of course, corrupts absolutely. -There are too many assholes for communism to work, and large amounts of people don't like to co-operate.

-"The modern eduction system is a bastardisation of Marxist theory, warped into a sickening variation of a dictatorship." -"I FUCKIN LOVE YOUR HAIR, KARL MARX\!\!\!\!"

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8. (Karl Marx) (24↑, 16↓)

Nineteenth century economic and political philosopher and the author of the [Communist Manifesto], with co-author Friedrich Engels; he was the original learjet liberal.

Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels met in a café in Paris to sip their lattes and blog about communism.

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9. (Karl Marx) (136↑, 128↓)

Important 19th century economist and philosopher who, like many other academics of his time, believed that [God] was a character in a fictional novel. Is remembered best for writing [The Communist Manifesto] along with [Freidrich Engels], though [Das Kapital](The Capital) gives more thorough coverage of his economic theories and philosophies. He is often ridiculed unjustly by right-leaning economists, but any economist worth his beans is familiar with the work of Karl Marx. The philosopher [Jean-Paul Satre] used some of Marx's work in creating the philosophy of [Existentialism]. The word [Marxist], derived from his name, is a mild euphimism often used to replace the term [dirty athiestic blood-sucking communist scumbag].

: : Hi. I'm Karl. I'm a pretty nice guy who likes daisies. I am probably gay, according to more ignorant conservatives. Evil dictators have a bad habit of erecting my statue - I have that much in common with Jesus. I'm not all that bad at math, and I made up a lala land called communism where everyone could be happy. Too bad it doesn't quite work. Socialism works though. Try it. : :

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10. (Karl Marx) (94↑, 87↓)

The least appreciated member of a famous 1930s Hollywood family. Unlike his brothers; Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, and Zeppo, Karl did not star in any black and white comedic films. Dissapointed with his own failure to achieve cinimatic immortality. Karl sought consolation through his writing.

"This manifesto is definately the least funny thing ever produced by the Marx brothers. Karl Marx is definately the least talented member of the family."

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11. (Karl Marx) (20↑, 22↓)

Birth: May 5, 1818 (Trier, Prussia) Death: March 14, 1883 (London, United Kingdom) Was a german philosopher, political economist, and revolutionary. The inventor of Communism. And the writer of "the communist manifesto" He is most memorable for stating that capitalism would be replaced by communism.

Several Nations would end up being run by Karl Marx's Ideas

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12. (Karl Marx) (29↑, 32↓)

Along with Oscar Wilde, probably one of the greatestpeople to come out of the nineteenth centuary.

Karl Marx gets blamed for a lot of things. Karl Marx was a communist. Karl Marx was safe.

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13. (Karl Marx) (3↑, 7↓)

Satan in the flesh\!\!\!

On February 21st, 1848, Satan (in the deceitful disguise of Karl Marx) presented the dreaded Communist Manifesto, which took the entire New World Order down the path straight to the dark side.

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14. (Karl Marx) (7↑, 13↓)

That guy from Aqua teen Hunger Force

George Isom at 4:02pm January 23: "yeah i dont know who this karl marx fellow is...is he the guy from aqua teen hunger force?"

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15. (karl marx) (40↑, 61↓)

A secluded individual who had few friends if any, shunned by his family, and society, and who died decades before anyone took him seriously.

" Karl Marx was my friend " " Was he your best friend? " " No, I was his " " Wow, how sad " " Hey\! Shutup....although he did grab tight on my leg everytime I told him I had to go. "

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16. (Karl Marx) (34↑, 56↓)

My favorite Marx brother.

Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto.

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17. (Karl Marx) (35↑, 59↓)

.Lived 1818-1883 .German historian .Social scientist .Revolutionary .Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848 .Wrote Das Kapital in 1867

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism" "Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck" Go on..Quiz me on Marx...i dares ya..

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18. (karl marx) (56↑, 94↓)

An ugly bearded man who's political philosophies centred themselves on the idea that the lazy should be able to leach off the hard working.

Karl Marx is the hero of the weak and lazy.

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19. (Karl Marx) (27↑, 66↓)

When you curl one out in a girls vagina, after drinking 2 litres of smirnoff vodka, simulataniously singing the russian national anthemn, whilst handing out communist propaganda to the unsuspecting public.

I talked about karl marx with kirsty last night.

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20. (karl marx) (25↑, 90↓)

santa claus although he preferred to go by his other name [Satan]

karl marx was a real dickhole...i'm glad he's dead\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01